FYI Explaining my blog title.

What's the difference between a duck?
Answer: One of it's legs are both the same

You may not find it funny, but it is actually what is considered a nonsensical joke. I find them funny as hell, but I do have an odd sense of humor.

Other examples include:

If you roll an egg off the roof and it stops on the edge, how many bones are there in ice cream?
Answer: None because horses can't fly.

Did you walk to work or bring a bag lunch?

If you know of any others add them in the comments.

Also in full discloser the Shiny duck logo is actually a picture of a silver money box available at Links of London called the Fat Duck money box.
I do not own rights to this image