WTDBAD?

WTDBAD ?

ANSWER:

This one has a nail through its head.

WTDBAD ?

WTDBAD ?

ANSWER: This one has chicken feet

Chicken-footed duck scared of water

A Chinese farmer is baffled after he bought a duck that has feet like a chicken and is scared of water. Curious villagers in Huangjin village, Xicheng town, are flocking to the home of Fu Haiwen to see the duck.

Fu said he bought the duck in June but did not notice its unusual feet for ten days, reports Laibin News.

It was only after he noticed it acting differently to the rest of the ducks that he examined it closely and was surprised to see it did not have webbed feet.

"It never went with the other ducks to swim in the river," he explained.

Vader

ANSWER: This one is Lukes Father.

Thief

ANSWER: This one is a Thief. And to think she used her kids as accomplices.

Hair

ANSWER: This one is Hair, not A Hare, like this previously posted Duck

FYI

From here on I will be using WTDBAD as an acronym for "What's the difference between a duck" Probably would have been obvious, but thought I'd make sure.

What's the difference between a duck?

Answer: This one is Freakin Huge!!!!!!!

FYI Explaining my blog title.

What's the difference between a duck?
Answer: One of it's legs are both the same

You may not find it funny, but it is actually what is considered a nonsensical joke. I find them funny as hell, but I do have an odd sense of humor.

Other examples include:

If you roll an egg off the roof and it stops on the edge, how many bones are there in ice cream?
Answer: None because horses can't fly.

Did you walk to work or bring a bag lunch?

If you know of any others add them in the comments.

Also in full discloser the Shiny duck logo is actually a picture of a silver money box available at Links of London called the Fat Duck money box.
I do not own rights to this image